achievement unlocked: learnt mahjong. ty ashy ;D

sian.
oh lol my gpa is shit

*rips hair -oh wait i dont have any.-*
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rawrrrrr.

fxxh my crappy haircut

now i shall ban the emoticon == or =.= from ever appearing. because its so negative and implies you are pissed. D: i dont like that. -.- is good enough. you dont want the whole world to know you have double eyelids.

bunnies are cute.
i am bored.

im tired.. sigh.

i should go for a massage or something.

maybe get a colonoscopy wait wtf?-

i should get me some coffee. and finally finish making my damm blogskin
which has been like "in progress" over the past 6 months. it still looks shitty imo but idk why some people like it so yea might as well make it happen then make another blogskin for christmas but based on past experience (ie. last christmas) dont expect a christmas skin to pop out of nowhere..
speaking of which, i have 3 incomplete skins and im too lazy to finish them. maybe ima get shiyang to do my coding. but then he doesnt know what i want so he gets to do my javascript only (: no styles for you ;D

k nvm im going on and on as if anyone cares to read about my blogskins =p

rawr!

k byes! :3

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