QUOTES DAY

"I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name."

A: "I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!"
B: "please elaborate on, "atleast one ear""

"I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM."

renamed my ipod as 'the titanic' sp when i plugged it in it says "the titanic is syncing"

"at mcdonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU McFUCKED UP.""

"rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to haiti and then gave it back to them"

"so, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!......yeah kinda akward"

"im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test"

"she didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking."

A:"I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear."
B:"Guess she heard her killer coming"

"ohhhh fuckk. chick's a dude"

"wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah""

"Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive."

"oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?"

random crap.
ponned assembly. mugged math
kinda freezing right now.
bored. head hurts. right brain.

meow :3

HEY LISTEN UP PEEPS.
EVERYONE TAKE ECONS OKAY.
I'll TELL YOU WHY.
IN A FEW MOMENTS.

IN A FEW MOMENTS... WAIT LA.

IMPATIENT WHOEVER-MAY-BE-READING-THIS.

hm. okay look ah.
first we have lit.

okay frankly speaking, who gives a fudge about lit dammit.
its boring, and you read boring stuff and try and use your non-existent mind reading powers to figure out what was the author thinking when he/she was writing the book. half the time people write books because they are bored. and it ends up with a boring book that no one ever reads that gets thrown deep into libraries worldwide.

therefore, dont take lit. its boring as hell.

then look at history.

think about this. so what if you ace history. so what if youre so pro in history. historians dont even get paid much. and history is meant to be read and known, not drilled deep within your head. historians don't earn that much anyway. who the heck hires them. i bet you'd make more pimping on the streets. and hey you get paid. history is a waste of time. id rather you guys go read up on all the 649 pokemon and memorize their japanese names.

then look at music.

k guys. this modules is very tempting for some of you guys out there. but havent some of you suffered enough this year? the music module sucks. face it. but if youre good at music, look at this: you gotta have a second instrument, do some stupid recital in front of so many people (i think), then suffer with weird teachers. and its so boring. i mean like. ugh nvm i dont know anything about music. dont take it.

art:

uhh. ms k is gonna be the teacher i believe. art is horrible complicated and depends on point of view and opinions. theres no right or wrong and good may be bad and bad may be good. what for? waste your time only.

geog:

you want to learn more about earth processes? go ahead. go ahead! -reverse psychology- you gotta remember all those chim terms that no one is ever going to use. and cmon la, we have enough people in the world studying geog le. let them figure out the stuff and predict earthquakes. the earth doesnt get much more complicated than that.

econs:

this one you should take. its extremely simple.
you have bananas, no one else has. its called scarcity. you have 3k bananas. thats called high supply. everybody wants a banana. thats called high demand. now, high supply and high demand = low prices for fixed profit.
low supply high demand = high prices for fixed profit. blabla so on and so forth. its so simple. you just have to use your common sense and think.

there you go. you know what choice to take alr. econs econs econs.

that ends my elaborate discussion about why you should invest in bananas.

nobody likes reading a long post. so yea.

byes peeps.

TAKE ECONS.

ouch.


warning: 18+
watch closely. dont worry theres no porn or anything.

In Soviet Gnawnia, mouse hunts YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, radio listens to YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, chair sits on YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bong hits YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bucket kicks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, steak grills YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, CD burns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bar walks into YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!!!
In Soviet Russia, bag punches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, frog dissects YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, kitten huffs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, mouse traps YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, movie pirates YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, day seizes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, picture hangs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, deer hunts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, roulette turns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, laundry hangs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, toast burns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, corn pops YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, nut cracks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, weight gains YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, dust bites YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, rocket launches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Tree chops YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, shirt wears YOU!!

Origin of Russian Reversal

Kabanowski was working on a logical problem - if y = x, and y = z, is z always equal to x? Though most intelligent people drunks from his usual village pub loved it more than a wanking refused to call it logical, he had the pleasure of his shag-buddy his partner in shamless prick-dipping intellectuality, the milkman's wife, that is the pleasure of her multiple orgasms, agreement to the problem's compltely idiotic nature inherent logic. Logic was something they both inherited from the ancient rhetorical technique of Russian Reversal, since Russia was the lord of Poland. It always was, and always will be.

Kabanowski gulped down some beer, tried to make some incoherent scribbles and failed made some simple calculations, took a quick shag,had beer again, took another quickie,did more calculations, asked for a bottle of Vodka, got painfully bumped on the head by the husband, i.e. the milkman some unknown thug, and eventually established an unholy arrangement between himself, the milkman, the milkman's wife and an unspecified number of cows underlying link between causality and chance. He applied the Russian reversal, familiar to his family since the first Russian occupation of Poland, to the farcical logical problem, arriving at a few idiotic obvious conclusions (using three age-old English letters - x, y and z

That in Soviet Russia, x = y and z = y!
That therefore, in Soviet Russia, x = y = z!
Therefore, z = y = x outside of Soviet Russia.

That therefore

In Soviet Russia, all variables are equal, but some are more equal than others.
Due to the Russian reversal, everyone has equal lefts outside of Soviet Russia, and everyone has equal rights in Soviet Russia.
Due to Soviet Russia, every reversal has an equal and opposite reversal.
QED.


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes YOU!!

Simple diagram for Russian Reversal for those with learning disabilities or are Lady Gaga's kids.

extremely racist vid. do not take seriously.

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